What do you call a cow with a twitch? Dad joke will crack you up

Dad jokes have made a comeback in 2023 and are amusing everyone online – like what do you call a cow with a twitch?

The unoriginal and cheesy puns have had everyone in hysterics on social media this month, even those who aren’t fathers.

‘Why did the football coach go to the bank?’ and ‘what do you call friends you like to eat with?’ are a few making people laugh.

This joke will put a smile on your face too…

Dairy Cow
A dairy cow chewing grass in a field. (Getty)

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

The answer is…

  • Beef jerky!

Get it? Beef comes from cows and jerk is another word for twitch. So funny!

Beef Jerky
Pile of beef jerky on white background. (Getty)

Another funny cow joke

If you loved that one, this gag will make you giggle too.

What happens when you try talking to a cow?

  • Everything goes in one ear and out the udder.

Brilliant!

Mixed race male laughing with his head back
A studio portrait of a mixed race British male with stubble and glasses laughing with his head back. (Getty)

What is a dad joke?

Dad jokes are short gags, typically with pun answers, that can be presented as either a one-liner or a question and answer.

They can be based on anything but are generally inoffensive and use overly-simplistic and predictable humor to get a reaction.

The origin of the term isn’t quite clear, but it comes from the idea dad jokes they are typically said by fathers to their children.

Here are some great dad jokes to tell your family and friends or share on Twitter:

  • What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
  • What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
  • How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
  • What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.
  • What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
  • Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
  • What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
  • What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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