30 Quotes From Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a comedy series that follows seven NYPD detectives. It aired from 17th September 2013 to 16th September 2021. After eight long seasons filled with fun and millions of stories, this show bid us goodbye last year. 

The show might have ended in 2021, but that doesn’t mean that the fandom has died with it too. Nuh-uh, the fans love this show, and the countless edits on the show are just proof of that. 

B99 has been acclaimed by critics as well and has won several awards. Well, if that wasn’t enough, the show also brings some of the best actors together. 

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If you have laughed with these characters, then these 30 quotes from B99 will make you roll over the floor once again!

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“Actually, that’s exactly your place to say. You are my assistant. What, precisely, did you think your job was?”

“Actually, that’s exactly your place to say. You are my assistant. What, precisely, did you think your job was?”
Captain Holt Quotes

“But the fact that you’re not willing to give up in the face of adversity is inspiring. I love the Nine-Nine, and I’m not gonna turn my back on the squad.” 

“But the fact that you’re not willing to give up in the face of adversity is inspiring. I love the Nine-Nine, and I’m not gonna turn my back on the squad.” 
Famous Captain Holt Quotes

“Do not trust any child that chews bubble gum-flavored bubble gum. Do not trust any adult that chews gum at all. Never vacation in Banff.” 

“Do not trust any child that chews bubble gum-flavored bubble gum. Do not trust any adult that chews gum at all. Never vacation in Banff.” 
Funny Captain Holt Quotes

“Wait a minute, this isn’t the championship cummerbund. This is some common cummerbund. And you’re not Cheddar.” 

“Wait a minute, this isn’t the championship cummerbund. This is some common cummerbund. And you’re not Cheddar. You’re just some common bitch.” 
Captain Holt Funny Quotes

“I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.”

“I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.”
Captain Holt: Halloween Bet

“Great, I’d like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.”

“Great, I’d like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.”
Jake Peralta Quotes

“How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time?”

“How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time?”
Jake Peralta And Amy Quotes

“You can’t handle the me!”

“You can't handle the me!”
Funny Jake Peralta Moments

“You’re always bothering [me].”

“You're always bothering [me].”
Jake Peralta Funny Quotes

“Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.”

“Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.”
Jake Peralta And Sarge

“Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.” 

“Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.” 
Jake Peralta In B99

“Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.” 

“Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.” 
Jake Peralta Famous Quotes

“Captain, hey! Welcome to the murder.” 

“Captain, hey! Welcome to the murder.” 
Jake Peralta Season 1

“The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.” 

“The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.” 
Jake Peralta Season 2

“Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”

“Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”
Jake Peralta Famous Quotes Of All Time

“I am way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.”

“I am way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.”
Relatable Quotes

“I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom, peace out homies”

“I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom, peace out homies”
Jake Peralta In B99

“Fine, but in protest, I’m walking over there extremely slowly!”

“Fine, but in protest, I’m walking over there extremely slowly!”
Jake Peralta And Captain Holt Quotes

“What is the bandwidth on the Wi-Fi here? We have much content to stream.” 

“What is the bandwidth on the Wi-Fi here? We have much content to stream.” 
Witty Jake Peralta Quotes

“This man is a Timberlake and you need to stop treating him like a Fatone.”

“This man is a Timberlake and you need to stop treating him like a Fatone.”
Gina Linetti Quotes

“It’s Gina’s phone. Leave me a voice mail. I won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.”

“It’s Gina’s phone. Leave me a voice mail. I won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.”
Funny Gina Linetti Quotes

“You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.”

“You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.”
Gina Linetti In B99

“You think you can just bully people, but you can’t. It’s not OK. I’m the bully around here. Ask anyone.”

“You think you can just bully people, but you can’t. It’s not OK. I’m the bully around here. Ask anyone.”
Famous Gina Linetti Quotes

“If I die, turn my tweets into a book.”

“If I die, turn my tweets into a book.”
Gina Linetti Quotes From B99

“The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.”

“The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.”
Relatable Quotes

“OK, no hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.”

“OK, no hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.”
Gina Linetti Funny Quotes

“So, what is this? Casual, serious? I need to know how to make fun of you.”

“So, what is this? Casual, serious? I need to know how to make fun of you.”
Rosa Diaz Quotes

“Thank you, Carlene. Your entire life is garbage.”

“Thank you, Carlene. Your entire life is garbage.”
Rosa Diaz Funny Quotes

“Two steps forward and one step back is still one step forward.”

“Two steps forward and one step back is still one step forward.”
Wise Words By Rosa Diaz

“A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.”

“A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.”
Rosa Diaz Funny Quotes From B99

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Isha Agrawal

Isha Agrawal

Isha is an avid reader and writer from Raipur and covers topics like TV shows and books. She loves to spend time on Pinterest like it's her only job. You can find her in her room obsessing over fictional characters and Taylor Swift. Her debut book My Dream Wedding is available on Amazon Kindle.

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